Christmas crackers!


Model with a Christmas crackerHello! Well the countdown is on! Christmas really is just around the corner now. I hope all preparations are going well for you. I'm amazed to say that I've only a few more presents to buy! QVC has served me really well this year.

Waiting to be unwrapped (I say unwrapped, hardly anything is wrapped up so far!) is the fabulous Elemis TSV we had a few weeks back, Charlie Bears (of course!), L'Occitane, Diamonique and quite a few others I'd better not mention, just in case certain members of the family read this!

Talking of Elemis, reminds me – I have an hour long show this Tuesday 20th December at 6pm. Can't wait!

I was on air a few nights back with the lovely Ginetta and the Veronese jewellery range. We had a wonderful show and we pulled a cracker on air! Which is the focus of this week's blog… Christmas cracker jokes! I'd love to read some of the worst and best so do please drop me a reply if any spring to mind…. here's a couple to get things started!

Q. How do you know when a snowman is in a bad mood with you?
A. He gives you the cold shoulder!

Father Christmas asked Mrs Christmas to check on the weather. She opened the curtain and looked outside. She replied… 'It looks like rain dear!'

Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A. Frost bite!

Hope to hear from you soon!!

Take care and in the words of Charlie Bears… a very bearrry Christmas to you!

Charlie x


  1. Christine December 15, 2011 at 10:37 pm -  Reply

    Hi Charlie, I don’t have any cracker jokes at the moment but am looking forward to Elemis! I love the frangipani monoi bath and shower products, it has such a lovely smell and leaves the skin feeling silky soft. Take care, and a beary Merry Christmas to you and your family too! Christine xx

  2. charlie brook December 19, 2011 at 7:14 pm -  Reply

    Hello Christine, thanks for your reply. Ooooh you’re right, Elemis is out of this world! My son made a good point, I’m probably a little early asking for Christmas Cracker jokes as very few have been pulled yet!
    take care

  3. Gail December 21, 2011 at 10:33 am -  Reply

    Happy Christmas Charlie to you and the family. x

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