My very own ‘Dear Santa’ wish list for Christmas from QVC, because for the most part I have been a good girl.
I’ve always been a fan of your work and have admired your fabulous red robe, matching hat and well groomed white beard for as long as I can remember. The length and thickness of your eyebrows put mine to shame, have you been on the Revitabrow? Your white hair looks glossy and in perfect condition, I’d imagine you have a secret stash of Elasticiser by Philip Kingsley. Your smart shiny boots are the perfect finishing touch to your outfit, I do hope they are warm enough on Christmas Eve, if not I’d recommend an upgrade to some sheepskin Emu’s. Overall you pull off the perfect workshop-to-sleigh-flying Christmas appropriate outfit, QVC is very proud of you.
Just letting you know that this year I have been a very good girl (although some will disagree) and mostly been a model citizen (with a few exceptions that you probably know about but I can’t discuss here on my public blog). I’ve worked hard (ish) all year, mostly been pleasant to everyone I’ve come into contact with and tried to reduce my off screen swears. I’ve provided Teddy (my dog who would probably growl at your reindeers) with a good safe home, I’ve looked after my slightly bonkers family all year and found time to contribute to as many charities and good causes as possible. I’ve tried to be the best confidante/support to my friends and I’ve been socially responsible. Plus other great and wonderful things etc
Overall, Santa, I’m happy with my contribution to the world this year and I hope you are too Mr Clause. Give my love to the elves and reindeers and I hope to see you and your large sack of goodies soon.
I would like these wonderful things for Christmas please…
…The fabulous Butler & Wilson Tiger cuff bracelet. You’re arm/hand goes through the Tigers mouth and its caked in amazing crystals. On a night out this is a total game changer. Get noticed!
The Bose Soundlink II mini portable speaker. I’ve showed this on air numerous times and I know the quality capability, for the garden, holidays and dinner parties it’s simply awesome. I love the portable size and the crystal clear sounds it delivers. Bose is awesome.
Clarks Aquifer kitten heel diva boots. To let your feet look amazing no matter what, these are fabulous! Lovely little heel but bags of personality for day or evening. They shout PARTY!
A very cool Peter Kaiser hand bag, normally the brand to turn to for shoes, but with a clutch this hot it’s got me wanting it. Loving the metallic reptile, give me give me, Santa!
A Marla Wynne quilted coat. This, ladies, is how to power dress for any occasion be it work, a night out or about the town. It has fabulous texture and a great shape, a super investment piece.
Tarte Lights Camera Action Mascara duo for creating dramatically beautiful eyes every time. A superb mascara really makes a difference with intensity. For getting my lashes in the best condition I’d also like Revitalash conditioner, oh and the brow version too please.
Kuhn Rikon pull and chop food chopper. Sticking to my New Year’s resolution throughout the year I’m cooking much more, I know this would make tackling onions and garlic much easier. No more tears!
Alison Cork Large Decorative Glitter Peacock. From the moment I saw this statement piece I had already decided where it was going to go and had named it Arbington! Come to Mama.
Lovely, thank you Santa, that concludes my wish list!
P.s My Dad used to tell me that you drank a double brandy and ate boozy mince pies in the night at our house when you come down the chimney and not milk like in other households – is this true?